Writted by Mike Schmidt
Published by Trevor Winchester
Now this is a story all about my life screwed, turned a mess
and I'd like to eat some pizza while i'm sitted at this office chair, talking about my story
I'll tell you how i became the prince
of a Pizzeria called Freddy Fazbears
In [REDACTED] born and raised
On this office chair Is where i spend most of my days
Eating pizza, sleeping, Relaxin', all cool
When couple of animatronics who were up no good
Started makin' trouble on my neighborhood
I started a little fight (dont tell me how)
And my mom got scared and said:"You moving with your office chair and monitor to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria!"
I begged and pleaded her after day after day
But she packed my suitcase (dont tell me how my chair is inside suitcase) and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my car
I drived to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria
Yo, this is bad
Drinking prune juice in a can
But i realized i was not driving the car, i was being passanger!
I got off the taxi yo homie smell later!
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my office chair as the prince of Freddy's pizzeria.