Writted by Mike Schmidt

Published by Trevor Winchester

Now this is a story  all about my life screwed, turned a mess

and I'd  like to eat some pizza while i'm sitted at this office chair, talking about my story

I'll tell you how i became the  prince

of a Pizzeria called Freddy Fazbears

In [REDACTED] born and raised

On this office chair Is where i spend most of my days

Eating pizza, sleeping, Relaxin', all cool

When couple of animatronics who were up  no good

Started makin'  trouble on my neighborhood

I started a little fight (dont tell me how)

And my mom got scared and said:"You moving with your office chair and monitor to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria!"

I begged and pleaded her after day after day

But she packed my  suitcase (dont tell me how my chair is inside suitcase) and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my car

I drived to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria

Yo, this is bad

Drinking prune juice in a can

But i realized i was not driving the car, i was being passanger!

I got off the taxi yo homie smell later!

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To sit on my office chair as the prince of Freddy's pizzeria.

Manager:You're fired!!!

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